10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."