10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!