10 Random Poker Quotes

Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
im going to 2 out you to death
The all-in play works everytime but once.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob