10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."