10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Welcome to kicker school