10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks