10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.