10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth