10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez