10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "No river, no fish."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo