10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is for loners.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.