10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury