10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.