10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT