10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'