10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)