10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!