10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003