10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.