10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers