10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim