10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT