10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"