10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.