10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine