10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.