10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."