10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed