10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester