10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament