10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear