10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• It's Free To Fold...
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "No river, no fish."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die