10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"