10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.