10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm