10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword