10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is for loners.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders