10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.