10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz