10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.