10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is for loners.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.