10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!