10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz