10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• It's Free To Fold...