10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.