10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger