10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)