10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine