10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear