10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "No river, no fish."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm